From the moment I heard a group of Thereians describe themselves as asylum seekers, well, the joke just wrote itself.

On February 18, the CEO of There described There.com as "alive and well". Repeatedly. A little over two weeks down the track, and There has been given one week to live. Assuming he was being honest, things must have gotten out of control very suddenly, or the company officers missed all the warning signs.

Thereians, I am sorry your special place is gone. You'll find other places, I know, but I also know that nothing will ever quite be the same.

PS: If you turned up in the first five minutes after this was posted, there was an egregious typo in the first panel. This is now fixed. Thank you all for your patience

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