Pretty much all of the old Greek gods had their indiscretions, but Zeus (the husband and brother of Hera) seemed to outdo them all. Only Dionysius was ever really in the running in that league, and he was probably disqualified on account of his not being able to remember most of it the following morning. Plus, also, unlike Zeus he didn't change into a swan in order to have it off with the Queen of Sparta.

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